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The Tennis Player's Prayer tennis_player_2

 

Please don't let me be so nervous
When I toss the ball for service.

Give me speed and strength unhalting,
Aces and no double-faulting.

Instill in me the skill and dash
Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe.

When a high lob starts to fall,
Must I always miss the ball?

Lord, I know you could, I'm sure,
Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.

With the guidance from above,
Never let me fall in 'love.'

And, Lord, while on matters of this sort
Please let me find an open court!!

 

News Flash

Notice to all
members
The 100 Club draw
for March 2010
1st prize  Brian Hoyland
 2nd prize Brian Hoyland
 

Bill Connell, our Head Coach

will be organising 
a Junior Tennis camp
during the Easter school holidays
Monday 29th to Wednesday 31st March