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The Tennis Player's Prayer tennis_player_2

 

Please don't let me be so nervous
When I toss the ball for service.

Give me speed and strength unhalting,
Aces and no double-faulting.

Instill in me the skill and dash
Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick and Ashe.

When a high lob starts to fall,
Must I always miss the ball?

Lord, I know you could, I'm sure,
Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.

With the guidance from above,
Never let me fall in 'love.'

And, Lord, while on matters of this sort
Please let me find an open court!!

 

News Flash

 The Hundred Club Draw
for Aug 2010
1st prize Mary Harris
2nd prize Nick Moore
  
The club is to hold
a car boot sale on
Sat 4th September
To raise court
replacement funds